feeling your computer getting slower though the years is one of the most heartbreaking things ever





instead of desexualizing womens halloween costumes we should sexualize mens costumes and make it equal. i want boys in underwear and cat ears

I like your style, kid.

O: “oh my god… I’ve peed my pants on set, once. when I was twelve. And it was really cold and it was during a short film at the beginning of my career and my mum kept telling me, she was like “no no no, go to the bathroom” and I’m like “I’ll be fine!” and I was walking up the hill and the whole time walking up the hill I was fine- and then as soon as I had to stand and say my line I was like “CUT! I’ve peed in my pants!" and everyone just kept laughing and they kept rolling!"




A truly repulsive aspect of our shitty media.



Harry Potter au where Harry didn’t lose being a parsletongue and Albus buys a snake as a pet one year because snakes are cool and one day just walks in on Harry and the snake having a deep conversation

Albus is 17 and loses his virginity in his room and forgets the snake talks to his dad and when Harry gets home the snake is all like OH MY GOSH YOU’D NEVER GUESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS WHAT HAPPENED

i found out not to long ago that i was chosen to be included in this issue of People, it’s incredibly humbling and it’s been a very fun day today. a lot of action shots and lots of pretty dresses.


When you try the hardest not to wake up your parents

Levels of Tumblr.




1 follower = Tumblr Newbie.

10-40 followers = Tumblr Beginner.

50-99 followers = Tumblr User

100-349 followers = Blogger

350-500 followers = Dedicated Blogger.

501-799 followers =  Tumblr Expert.

800- 4,999 followers = Tumblr Popular.

5000+ followers =Tumblr famous. 

These are the legit numbers.

Looks like I’m a Tumblr Expert.

I’m ~~~soooo famous~~~

After the Bridge: The Full Story (Jem/Tessa)


hi Cassie! idk if you’ve noticed, but I think you’ve invoked a small (and quite entertaining) url revolution. — hornyjem

I did. I am very proud. :)

This is the full story of After the Bridge, a tale for those who might have wondered what Tessa and Jem did after they met on Blackfriars Bridge in the epilogue of Clockwork Princess. If you’ve been waiting to read it until it was done, it is now done.

Those who do not like Tessa&Jem together or Jessa sexytimes probably should skip this. (You will not miss anything that will affect your understanding of later books.) Those who like that sort of thing will find this the sort of thing they like.

After the Bridge alternates POV between Jem and Tessa. This is Part Five, the full story. As this is one short story and not chaptered, each post will contain the whole story from the beginning up to the point where that part ends so that new readers or readers who don’t remember what happened won’t have to hunt down the previous post(s.)

AFTER THE BRIDGE : Now with (sexy) art by Cassandra Jean! 

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the last karmy kiss of the season was so disappointing


omg that was beautiful


everyone who likes coconut water is lying

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